Beaver News

Coming Events:

Jokes:

What's flies and wobbles at the same time?
A jellycopter!

Why did the tide turn?
Because the sea weed!

What do you call a man in a pile of leaves
Russell!

What do you call a man on the edge of a mountain?
Cliff!

What's brown and sticky?
A stick!

What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!

Why was the broom late?
It over swept!

What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper